premiium:

rapewhistled:

still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on

i guess everyone’s on holiday

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#puns  #hehe  
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unexplained-events:

thelonepeartree:

unexplained-events:

110-year old reusable condoms made from fish bladder (used)

Condoms and the idea of protected sex have been around for a while now, but what might amaze you is how much someone might pay for these used condoms made from fish bladder. Austrian Dorotheum, housed an auction for these five condoms.These condoms could be reused about ten times each.

If you look at the box, there are signs of crosses on the packaging that may indicate how many times the condoms were used before by the owner. You would think that would drive the price down, but no, they sold for 2000 Euros.

SOURCE

Check out the world’s oldest condom

hold on baby, let me slip a FISH BLADDER right oN MY DICK so i can FUCK YOU WITH IT

Also, let me save it for later so we can use it again

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mrtwentington:

mrtwentington:

image

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zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

02 Sep 14 @ 2:19 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

vinegod:

Athletic roommate by Rudy Mancuso

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#video  #SNORT  

the lettuce twins being adorable
dragon*con 2014

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nothing quite like a family bonddragon*con 2014

nothing quite like a family bond
dragon*con 2014

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princesses at starbucksdragon*con 2014

princesses at starbucks
dragon*con 2014

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